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Thanks For Pointing That Out

Connor: Did you get a haircut today?
Me: Yes.
Connor: THEN WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE A BALD SPOT?!
Me: ...

But I Don't Look Like a Harry...

Me: Ouch! Stop pulling my chest hair.
Emma: Ba-ba should have named Daddy "Harry" instead of "David."
Me: ...

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