Penguins: Not So Cute and Cuddly Now, Are They?
the drum generally heals up; and if a hole remains in it, although one is somewhat deaf, one can blow tobacco smoke out of the ear in question, which is a social accomplishment.
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J. B. S. Haldane, on suffering perforated eardrums
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Those Ponies Are Pretty Sneaky
Emma: What are you doing with Pinkie Pie in your room?
Connor: I don't know, I guess she just busted in here to play with me.
The End of the World
Some people believe that the Mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012. I believe they predicted Dick Clark’s death.
Today’s Best Part of Being the Father of a Young Boy
Hearing random lightsaber ignitions throughout the day.
Facebook Relationship Visualization
Emma’s First Poem
Ants on the ground,
It’s a sunny day.
Ants on the ground,
It’s the first day of May.
They laugh and sing and have some fun.
They dance in the bright sun.
I step on one because it’s on the floor.
I found more ants but they ran out the door.
